May 2013
How to lie: keep it short and sweet. No details. This isn't CSI.
"If you have sex with a guy that does not make him...
““If you can see ten things about him that are already deal breakers, that’s...”
– Girl code (via marisabby87)
When you unexpectedly find a dollar in your...
sodamnrelatable:
When you only get 3 hours of sleep because you...
sodamnrelatable:
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside:
saturgay:
roses are red
corbin is bleu
if u dont like high school musical
im not gonna fuck u
Nobody else will believe you're worth anything, if...
wankingatthedisco:
HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE
if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on
